Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Is SNL right that Obama's accomplished 'nothing'? - Yahoo! News

Is SNL right that Obama’s accomplished ‘nothing’? – Yahoo! News.

This is a REPRINT. I normally don’t do this but to be honest it pretty much says everything I was thinking of bloggin about so I dont really see a reason to rewrite it.

This weekend “Saturday Night Live” opened with Fred Armisen as President Obama, delivering an address from the Oval Office. Noting up front that he’d failed to secure the 2016 Olympic Games for Chicago, Armisen’s Obama said it was just further proof that his detractors’ fears are unfounded: How could he transform the country into something resembling the former Soviet Union or Nazi Germany when he’s failed to accomplish anything at all? “When you look at my record,” he said, “it’s very clear what I’ve done so far, and that is nothing.”

But are SNL’s accusations of Obama being a do-nothing president accurate? Let’s run down the list of the nine promises SNL lampooned President Obama for doing “nothing” on to see where he actually stands.

1. Close the American military prison at Guantanamo Bay: In one of his first acts as president, Obama signed an order mandating the close of the notorious lockup by January 2010. On Sunday, White House National Security Adviser James Jones said that he was “hopeful” that the White House would meet that deadline. Several legal and logistical questions remained to be answered, however, including the fate of the remaining detainees.

2. Pull all troops out of Iraq: In February, Obama told congressional leaders that he wanted all troops out of Iraq by August 2010. On June 30th of this year, a large number of troops were pulled out of the country, a move that was understated here in the U.S., but was met by dancing in the streets in some parts of Iraq. At the time of the withdrawal, the American military leadership refused to put a number on how many troops remained, though some have estimated that number remains as high as 124,000.

3. Improve the situation in Afghanistan: In a recent interview with CBS’ “60 Minutes,” General Stanley McChrystal, America’s top commander in Afghanistan, said that things had become “a little worse” than he had originally anticipated in Afghanistan, adding that “the breadth of the violence, the geographic spread of violence, is a little more than I would have gathered.” Wednesday marks the eighth anniversary of the U.S.-led invasion, and last Sunday saw the deadliest single battle for American soldiers in Afghanistan since 2001. The administration is currently divided over how to change course in Afghanistan, weighing McChrystal’s request for 40,000 more troops against other options.

4. Reform the nation’s health care system: This year’s health care reform debate has been one of the more contentious debates in American history. Originally, the president set an August deadline for Congress to pass legislation for him to sign. That obviously didn’t happen. However, on Friday night the Senate Finance Committee finally released its mammoth health care bill, setting the stage for an even more intense national debate with a floor vote potentially coming as early as the middle of this week.

5. Cut down on global warming: Prior to the onset of the raucous health care reform debate, the centerpiece of the Administration’s efforts to stem the increase of global warming, the Cap and Trade bill, was on the legislative fast-track. However, over the weekend Carol Browner, Obama’s global warming czar, said that passage of the bill prior to December’s Copenhagen Climate Change Conference was unlikely.

6. Reform the nation’s immigration policies: In August, President Obama, under intense pressure from supporters for not moving fast enough on the issue, announced that he would have an immigration bill in Congress by the end of the year, though it likely wouldn’t be voted on until 2010. Saying that “demagogues” who “suggest that any form of pathway for legalization for those who are already in the United States is unacceptable” would attempt to obstruct his efforts, the president added, “Am I going to be able to snap my fingers and get this done? No.”

7. Changing the military’s policies on gay soldiers: In his first week in the Oval Office, President Obama announced that his Administration would have to study the “implications for national security” before he could attempt to repeal the present “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy initiated by the Clinton administration in 1993. On Sunday, White House National Security Adviser James Jones reiterated Obama’s commitment to fulfilling this campaign promise, but added that the president has “a lot on his plate” and would get around to addressing the issue at the “right time.”

8. Placing limits on executive powers: In the early days of his presidency, Congressional Quarterly praised Obama for appearing as if he was “rejecting some of Bush’s most expansive executive power claims” in the White House. However, that sentiment quickly evaporated among Obama supporters and opponents, with Salon’s Glenn Greenwald noting in April that the White House had “explicitly claimed to possess the very presidential powers that Bush critics spent years condemning as radical, lawless and authoritarian.”

9. Prosecute those who facilitate torture: In April, President Obama announced that his Administration would not bring charges against those who carried out acts deemed as torture upon U.S. terror detainees, but rather might seek to prosecute the Bush Administration officials who drafted the documents justifying the use of torture as lawful. In August, Attorney General Eric Holder followed through by announcing the appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate whether or not the interrogations of suspected terrorists broke any laws.

So, taking all of this into consideration, are SNL’s satirical criticisms of President Obama’s do-nothingness valid? Probably not, mainly because, as illustrated by the old adage about how one shouldn’t watch sausage or legislation get made, the process of “change” and getting anything done in Washington is a long and messy one, and Obama is merely nine months into his term as president. But that doesn’t mean that Saturday’s SNL skit was humorless, which, for once, it most definitely was not.

– Brett Michael Dykes is a contributor to the Yahoo! News Blog.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Cum traiau fetele alea, in secolul 18, fara aparate foto si Hi5?

Data oficiala a inventiei fotografiei este 1839. Asta inseamna ca, pana atunci si mult dupa data asta, femeile nu s-au fotografiat.  In memoria duceselor care si-ar fi facut poze pe sub volanase, v-o prezint pe Jelena Zezelj  si daca cele mai frumoase fete din lume n-ar locui in Romania, cu siguranta ca nu as fi gasit aceasta frumusete in Serbia.

Fata noastra din vecini are toate motivele sa fie mandra de ea si inglobeaza cam toate calitatile alea capabile sa faca orice barbat fericit: un corp care nu te lasa sa gandesti limpede, o privire care spune multe, intr-un limbaj al trupului, descifrabil fara sa stii sarba si doar 20 de ani, in care n-a fost timp sa-i apara riduri sau sa-i vina idei despre moralitate si principii. In tara ei e cunoscuta pentru ca a participat la Veliki Brat, un fel de Big Brother al lor.


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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Når ga De Deres mann en avsugning sist?

Problemstillingen er oppstått etter tidligere omtalte Anna Ankas Sveriges-tur for en stund siden. Hun mente at alle kvinner burde stille opp for en liten blow-job. Hver morgen, om så er.

Nå er jo hun gift med en noe tilårskommen mann. Han får det vel ikke til på andre tider av døgnet, muligens. Av samme grunn er det nok helst litt oppskryt av avsugningen skjer HVER ENESTE DAG. Det blir litt kjedelig, blir det ikke? Og litt rutinepreget.

For meg høres “avsugning” ut som en teknisk affære. På linje med oppstaking av kloakken eller fjerning av flomvann. Det hører med til hverdagslivets pliktmessige gjøremål når noe har tettet seg.

En sånn ensidig tjeneste har lite med et levende samliv å gjøre, hvis det foregår hver dag. Annenhver dag også, for den del. Ritualer er trygt og godt for autister og eldre. Ja, nettopp. Eldre! Stakkars, Paul Anka må jo med sine 68 år regnes inn i gruppen eldre. Og liker rutiner.

Jeg tror at menn generelt vil være litt uenig med meg, rent teknisk sett. Ingen mann vil kanskje nekte en avsugning, om det så er daglig… Men det er altså noe med settingen her. Kanskje sammen med det øvrige budskapet til fru Anka.

Her i huset praktiserer vi litt hygge, varme og samhørighet når vi gleder oss med våre ekteskapelige eskapader. Det holder for oss.

Barbatii si sexul !

In urma unui studiu recent, nemtii au fost desemnati cei mai prosti amanti din lume.

Cele peste 15.000 de femei, din 20 de state, care au participat la sondajul  realizat de site-ul www.OnePoll.com,  au fost de parere ca barbatii din Germania nu sunt deloc buni la pat, pentru ca sunt “prea împutiti”. Acestia sunt urmati  de englezi care au fost caracterizati drept “cei mai lenesi”, iar suedezii “prea rapizi”.

Cei mai prosti la pat
1. Germanii (prea… nespalati)
2. Englezii (prea lenesi)
3. Suedezii (prea rapizi)
4. Olandezii (prea dominanti)
5. Americanii (prea badarani)
6. Grecii (prea tandri)
7. Galezii (prea egoisti)
8. Scotienii (prea zgomotosi)
9. Turcii (prea transpirati)
10. Rusii (prea parosi

Spaniolii, cei mai tari la pat.
La polul opus se afla spaniolii, brazilienii si italienii. La studiu au participat 15.000 de femei din 20 de tari.
1. Spaniolii
2. Brazilienii
3. Italienii
4. Francezii
5. Irlandezii
6. Sud-africanii
7. Australienii
8. Neozeelandezii
9. Danezii
10. Canadienii

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Out of Sight

With the luscious curves of her naked body
the sweetness of her wetness
my lovely and well endowed forbidden lover
chose to comfort my pinga
where we were hidden from the prying sight
of her husband’s roaming eyes
lying on a blanket deep within the dark forest
sliding between the protective
lips of her labia in an out of her womanhood
my forbidden lover cried out
again and a whole lot more in sexual ecstasy
while the orbs of her breasts
lay cupped within the palms of both my hands
the trigger of her nipples
lay beneath the gentle pressure of my thumbs

Safe (Sex In) Schools Czar

A short time ago, Obama’s green jobs Czar, Van Jones, was obliged to step down after he discovered that he had unwittingly signed a petition once to investigate Bush for the 9/11 terrorist attacks.  Van Jones is actually one of Obama’s less innocuous Czar appointments.  But this is what happens when the President delegates himself the unconstitutional authority to appoint and outsource power to people in made up positions with no congressional oversight.

More shocking than Van Jones, who once accused white people of polluting black neighborhoods, is Obama’s choice for a “Safe Schools” Czar, Kevin Jennings.  Jennings is in charge of figuring out how to make our wonderful institution of public schools safe for the children who attend.  Jennings has come under a great deal of criticism for his pro-homosexual education stance and his anti-religion stance.  But seriously people, this is public school.  That’s par for the course.  Others have been disturbed by Jennings admitted drug abuse and suggest that this might disqualify him from being the man in charge of keeping our schools drug-free.  On the other hand, half the US Presidents who have appointed Drug Czars share Jennings’ history of illegal drug abuse.

“I got stoned more often and went out to the beach at Bellows, overlooking Honolulu Harbor and the lights of the city, to drink with my buddies on Friday and Saturday nights, spending hours watching the planes take off and land at the airport, which is actually quite fascinating when you are drunk and stoned.” – Kevin Jennnings

Beyond his own dark past, what makes most parents nervous about the “Safe Schools” Czar is his record when it comes to actually keeping kids safe.  Jennings tells the story of when a 15 year old boy came to him and told him that he (the 15 year old boy) was meeting older men in a bus station bathroom for sex.  Jennings response, in his own words, was to make sure he “used a condom”.  Who knew when Obama hired the “Safe Schools” Czar, he was actually getting the “Safe Sex” Czar.

Encouraging a minor to enjoy their statutory rape as long as they use a condom is the sort of thing that might get a Republican fired.  In fact, the Washington Times editorial on Kevin Jennings reminds us of how the party lost the 2006 congressional election because Mark Foley sent mildly suggestive texts to a minor.

The Senate Finance Committee has just voted to restore federal funding for abstinence programs.  It is obvious that these programs run directly in opposition to President Obama’s agenda, as evidenced by his choice for Safe Sex in Schools Czar Kevin Jennings.  This may be the beginning of a battle that will show Americans who really is in charge in Washington, the Congress or the Czars.