Thoughts might be deceiving, dreams might be misleading, believe in your feelings, for, feelings never lie.

Akkurat no: Tremble for my beloved – Collective soul
(what a sjokk, its a twilight soundtrack! eg er litt sulten)

 

“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.” – Woody Allen

“Love is a serious mental disease.” – Plato

“Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself.” – Marcus Tulius Cicero

“Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music — the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.” – Henry Miller

“Our passions do not live apart in locked chambers but dress in their small wardrobe of notions, bring their provisions to a common table and mess together, feeding out of the common store according to their appetite.” – George Eliot

 

Kjelde

The Wank Nurse is now in residence. You can call me Cherry...

Ok, what do I need to tell you? My name is Cherry Mead, I was thrown off of Blogger.cum, I mean .com, because I was too rude and I clicked my own ads. I have an older, very charismatic (and technically married) boyfriend and a rockstar for a best friend. I live in London, I like sex, I hate women (unless it’s one of my boyfriend’s annual birthday threesomes in which case I’ll pretend to like them) and I like to bitch about people and generally be indescreet.

Can you handle that? Great – well we may as well get started and I’m sure you’ll pick it up as we go along.

So I fell out with the rock star the other day and, since then, he’s been leaving messages on my voicemail saying that he can’t get a hard on because he’s stressed and his girlfriend (the model) is starting to get stroppy. The way I see it she was always stroppy…

Anyway, they walked past a jewellers the other day and she pulled him to the window and announced that she wants a ring for Christmas. He doesn’t know if it’s her way of saying she wants a proposal for Christmas or if she does, genuinely, want a ring. Of course it’s the former. I know this because I want a ring too. Mr D (boyfriend) has clearly already ‘rung’ another, but that’s ok because there are 4 main stages to wanting a ring from a man and I’m only at level 2.

Let’s recap;

Level 1. They earn more than the national debt of a small country (he does) and therefore he’s likely to get you a diamond that you can sell when it’s all over and use the cash to buy a small flat in Kensington. Plus it’ll sparkle and the women in posh shops will be more polite when they serve you – oh and you can wear a tracksuit and they won’t asssume you’re there to shoplift.

Level 2. You do actually love them and you have no way of showing people that you’re part of a couple – a ring does that. Especially if engraved with the words “You are mine”  It says to other men “Sorry, someone better looking than you, cleverer than you and with a bigger cock than you, beat you to it and bagged me already” It’s a ‘fuck you’ to the bloke who chats you up at the party or tries to talk to you in the supermarket queue. Actually I would never queue for anything. Or go to a supermaket come to that, but I want to appear normal until you start to like me.

Level 3. You want to pretend to be engaged/married. Shortly after you have the ring you’ll start to practice his surname after yours with a hyphen. You’ll start to call him “my hubby” in the misguided and slightly sinister belief that it could just be a pet name and not an abbreviation of husband.  You’ll wear the ring on your wedding finger (at this point I retract my Level 2 and place myself at Level 2.5) and you’ll start to fantasise about picking up his socks and cooking for him (ok, I’m back to Level 2 again)

Level 4. He uses a condom and you wait until he’s asleep and then try and soak his sperm up with a cotton bud before balancing on one foot with the other up on the edge of the bath while trying to find your cervix. You still pick his socks up, but you keep one for your shrine – it’ll look great next to the clippings of pubes you cut off while he was sleeping and the wax effigy of his cock. You need the ring so the psychic voodoo witch you’re paying can use it to summon the love spell you’re going to need in order to make sure this one doesn’t get away.

I’m thinking the model is at Level 3 with some cock effigy tendencies.

The thing is I’m still pissed with the rock star and not in the mood for sorting out his petty problems, so I sent a text:

I’m pissed with you. You can be such a wanker! Just buy her a bloody ring – it’s just jewellery ffs.

And so I have my revenge. I’ve sent the rock star off into the snake pit that is buying a ring for a woman with the belief that he can’t go wrong and the whole of the rest of his relationship doesn’t depend on him getting the right ring. Ha! That’ll teach him to piss me off.

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Hingga memasuki tahun kelima sejak reformasi digulirkan birokrasi pemerintah belum memperhatikan tanda-tanda kemajuan yang berarti, hal ini tercermin dari masih tingginya penyalagunaan kewenangan dalam bentuk Korupsi, Kolusi dan Nepotisme (KKN), tidak efisiennya organisasi pemerintahan di pusat dan daerah, rendahnya kualitas pelayanan publik dan lemahnya fungsi lembaga pengawasan sehingga banyak kelemahan birokrasi yang belum menampakkan tanda-tanda dilakukannya perbaikan. Kiranya tidak berlebihan jika presiden menyatakan bahwa “kinerja birokrasi amburadul,sulit dikendalikan dan tidak memiliki inisiatif untuk turut menyukseskan agenda negara

Peran birokrasi yang propesional, yang mampu menyiptakan kondisi yang kondusif dan mendukung terpenuhinya kebutuhan masyarakat agar masyarakat mampu melakukan kegiatan lainnya secara mendiri belum nampak. Sala satu penyebab ketidakprofesionalan tersebut adalah adanya ketidakseimbangan antara kewenangan hak dan tanggung jawab, ketidakseimbangan ini pada akhirnya mengakibatkan kecenderungan yang tinggi dikalangan pegawai pemerintah untuk menyalagunakan kewenangan dan bersikap apatis atau tidak termotifasi dalam melaksanakan tugas dan fungsinya, oleh kerena itu diperlukan berbagai upaya serius dan tegas dalam mencoba perbaikan birokrasi kita, upaya tersebut perlu dilakukan agar bira krasi mampu keluar dari penyakit kronis KKN yang diidapnya dalam semua tingkatan pemerintahan, pada hampir semua lembaga dan kegiatannya.

Reformasi birokrasi juga sangat diperlukan untuk menciptakan clean dan good governance, sebagai sala satu negara terkorup, kita telah menjadi bulan-bulanan dan bahan ejekan dalam pergaulan antar bangsa. Betapa tidak, berbagai peraturan perundang-undangan yang telah dikeluarkan untuk mengatasi berbagai tindakan KKN di lingkungan pemerintah ternyata sampai saat ini belum mampu mengendalikan korupsi bahkan korupsi cenderung makin meleber pada hampir seluruh jini kepemerintahan temasuk juga pada lembaga-lembaga tinggi negara. Sebenarnya kesungguhan awal untuk melakukan pemberantasan KKN telah ditetapkan melalui Tap MPR No. IV/MPR/1999 tentang GBHN dalam salah satu arah kebijakan penyelenggara negara yang menyatakan perlunya “membersihkan penyelenggara negara dari praktik KKN dengan memberikan sanksi yang seberat-beratnya sesuai dengan ketentuan hukum yang berlaku, meningkatkan efetivitas pengawasan internal dan fungsional serta pengawasan masyarakat, dan mengembangkan etika dan moral”. Kemudian UU No. 28 tahun 1999 tantang penyelenggaraan negara yang besih dari KKN serta UU No. 31 tahun 1999 j.o. UU No. 30 tahun 2002 tentang tindak pidana korupsi. UU tersebut juga mengamanatkan dibentuknya komisi pemberantasan tindak pidana korupsi (KPTPK)



Sex is like... exercise? housework?

jogging pic by the.leafmaker

Missy says:

Okay, seriously, sex for me is often a lot like exercise or, yes, even housework.

I think about it, but it seems too hard. So I put it to the back of my mind and the guilt stabs away at me, gnawing and building up and edging into my thoughts. A generalized anxiety builds… “I’m sure there’s something I should be doing…”

And, just like with exercise and housework, the longer I put it off, the more difficult it is to get into it.

But, just like exercise and housework, once I start, I’m really into it. I’m getting sweaty and messy but I’m feeling really good. And afterwards, as I’m heading to the shower, I’m buzzing with all those great feel-good hormones and I’m making a pledge to that more often!!

Just do it! Sexercise!

Cheryl Cole ‘targeted in big money internet sex plot’

A British man has threatened Cheryl Cole to pay him millions of pounds or he would continue to shame her with a porn X-rated website, it has emerged.

The 55-year-old Martin McCann owns the rights of cherylcole.cc, a site through which he has already started embarrassing the X Factor judge.

The webpage shows pics of the 26-year-old Cole next to the words “3 Words: Sex Sex Sex”.

And McCann has no plans to relent.

He plans to post loads of nude photos on the site or sell the to a porn firm unless Cole buys the site herself.

“If Cheryl wants it she can have it but only for the right money,” the Daily Star quoted McCann, as saying.

The India-based McCann, originally from Harrow, Middlesex, had tried his luck with David Beckham last year, when he had demanded 5million pounds to stop making condom’s named after the footie’s three sons.

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Erectile Dysfunction, Viagra and God's Will

Psychology and Erectile dysfunction

Impotence and Erectile Dysfunction support group

As I suspected and as is borne out by the support group, the partners of men who are having problems should be aware than many men are still significant pleasure and satisfaction via oral attentions.  If it’s done lovingly and patiently, it will often work.

A Partner’s role

Given the time and attention that a guy might need from his partner, it is important to broach these issue as early as possible in the relationship.  As important as sex can be to a man, it you never managed to get the subject discussed, it might be time to move on and find a partner who cares enough about you to know how important sex is to you.

Erectile Dysfunction, Viagra and God’s Will

I doubt that many if any orthodox churches agree with the forgoing.  But I found it helpful and encouraging.

 

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Still Sexy after all these years

Killing you softly

FUtus

GaGaWeen

Happy GaGaWeen!

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Oct 31 is dress up like Lady GaGa day.  Halloween is canceled!

Happy GaGaWeen!

Twin Bedpans overlooking a septic tank

Still Sexy after all these years

Killing you softly

FUtus

GaGaWeen

Happy GaGaWeen!

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Oct 31 is dress up like Lady GaGa day.  Halloween is cancelled!

Happy GaGaWeen!

Online Job Search

Government Work

Job Search

Job Search for the Older Worker

 

he thinks im dumb

smh this nigga thinks im done i know whats going on. the longer i make him wait for sex the more he moves away from me. bunk that hes NOT fooling me he can try to but ummmm it NOT going to work. i mean i wish it could have worked cause hes a bad boy but hes not all bad he does have some good in him. however he cant wait and to tell the truth the fact that hes being MIA is making my want to hold out on him even longer so i guess to can say its his fault that hes going to have to wait longer then i planed.

anywho nothing really happened today besides me watching the Rihanna interview [if anyone wants to know my thoughts on that hit up www.naybesa.com] and that was some bull but other then that i chilled cleaned up my room and thought about where i went wrong and why im wasting my time and energy on Daddy. oh well its life you learn from it and soon move on.

**BESAS**