Ciudati si ciudatenii-sau de ce nu ma mai sperie nimic!

Imi plac oamenii cu personalitati multiple .fie ca este acesta cazul sau la naiba avem d’aface cu oameni care isi schimba fatele si masitle precum eu sosetele,imi plac.Ei au farmecul lor aparte,au dorinte inconstiente in primul caz pe care prima personalitate le refugiaza undeva ascuns in mintea lor ca cea de-a doua sa le poata face.Imi plac astfel de oameni si am cunoscut din fiecare caz cate un exemplar demn de pus in rama.

Imi plac oamenii cu fetishuri in pat.Probabil de aceea tanjesc eu dupa a face dragoste ,pentru ca la a face sex le-am vazut pe toate.De la ciorapi cu plasa pe care ii pui ca sa te pupe pe calcaiutzul frumos imbracat in acel ciorap ,pana la sex in 3 sau 4 ,sau latex,si de ce nu a fi stapana cuiva!Astfel de oameni nu stiu daca imi plac !

Imi plac oamenii cu celelalte ciudatenii de la frica de a atinge pe cineva ,pana la tabieturi facute minutios dimineata ,pana la oameni ce iubesc fara sa faca sex,pana la dependentii de cocaina,pana la femeile de lux si cele de minuta,pana  la schizofrenici (am un caz nemaipomenit la mine in orasul natal sa-i zic unde femeia respectiva are program in fiecare zi sa iasa pe balcon si sa strige in gura mare nebunia ei!-am zis VREAU SI EU DIN AIA!:-))) ),pana la obsesii dintre cele mai diabolice( am cunoscut un om caruia ii placea sa omoare ,orice!:-) ),pana la pana la !Astfel de oameni mi se par normali!

Presupun ca vazandu-te si raportandu-te inconstient la altii te crezi normal in ciudatenia ta,ei eu in comparatie cu restul am vazut ca ciudateniile mele mereu erau deasupra de cu mult!

Imi plac luat la general oamenii ciudati! Ei ne fac cine suntem si reversul medaliei evident!

Am spus-o mereu …sunt femeie…si unul dintre darurile date de la divinitate pentru femeie este acceptarea de ORICE!

…si insusirea uneori!:)

Imi e foame de sange! Plec la vanatoare!

Scenic Graffiti

Last week I was driving in the mountains of Virginia, on the way to visit relatives in my hometown near the West Virginia line. About halfway between Lexington and Warm Springs, on two-lane Rt. 32 West, you come upon Goshen Pass scenic overlook. The large pull-off there has a waist-high stone wall to keep cars and people from falling into the gorge 60 to 80 feet below, at the bottom of which runs the Maury River. This time of year the river is low — no cascading white water that thrills the eye in the early spring — however, the views are just as beautiful. As with any tourist, the autumn color display attracts me — but when it comes to photography, not so much. It’s hard to do fall foliage images without resorting to visual cliché, so I had my eye out for compositions that would respect the natural beauty of the area, but also have another level — in this case something a bit humorous, perhaps. Standing by that wide rock wall, all I had to do was glance down to find my subject. Of the seven graffiti samples pictured here, my favorite is “SAUSAGE,” with the little smiling stick figure sausage man. (Click images for larger views.)

Copyright © 2009 Jim Sizemore.

If you’re interested in taking the same drive, here’s a bit more information about Goshen Pass and nearby attractions, adapted from the “Virginia is for Lovers” website.

Enjoy the natural beauty this area of the state has to offer by following scenic Route 39 up steep mountains and along deep gorges. Begin in Lexington, Virginia, I-81 exit 188, home to historic sites and universities (Virginia Military Institute, Washington and Lee). Start out on Route 11 N and then drive west on Route 39 and head out of town. You will come upon the Virginia Horse Center, a modern facility that operates year-round and hosts horse shows, auctions, festivals and educational clinics.

Proclaimed to be “the loveliest spot in Virginia” you will pass through Goshen Pass, the narrow passage carved out by the Maury River with its steep rocky sides where you’ll see mountain laurel, rhododendron, rocky cliffs and rushing whitewater. Here you’ll find easy access to a roadside pull off from where you might spot someone fishing or enjoying a kayak ride. These are perfect spots for a picnic followed by a refreshing walk along the Maury River’s rippling waters. Restrooms are available here too.

As you continue, you’ll enter the George Washington National Forest, you will soon enter the town of Warm Springs, location of the famous Homestead resort and spa. The Town of Warm Springs got its name from the natural mineral springs that maintain a 98-degree temperature year round. In fact, you might just want to try a dip in the pools.

Taking a side trip off Route 39 in Warm Springs, travel south on State Highway 600 to Lake Moomaw which offers boating, water skiing and swimming, in addition to fishing. Several nearby developed campgrounds offer a good place to stay while you enjoy the outdoors.

The Ice Princess

Upon her back the Ice Princess lay
on top of the backseat of the Poet’s car
naked as the day she was born
her arms and legs entwined about the Poet
with the hardness of her lovers fullness
buried up to the hilt of his throbbing dagger
inside the sweetness of her wetness

Until that night a virgin she’d been
the one mistake and a fatal one at that
was to look into the Poet’s sky blue eyes
the ball of ice that was her heart
began to melt as it warmed and thawed
even as her loins began to sizzle with desire
her nipples hardening as wetter she became

Never again would Nia be quite the same
having been taken by the Poet
her heart would never be quite so frozen
so icy cold towards the many men
who’d come in and out of her life
for an experienced woman forever after
she could claim to one and all to be

The New Cool Way to Date...#fail

With my newly found sense of adventure[1], I feel it would be a good time to branch out in other aspects in my life, particularly in the dating department. Over the past year I have met and dated several amazing women, women that given the right circumstances would have worked out brilliantly. Sadly, it was just not meant to be. School, distance, religion and various other factors have left these amazing and beautiful people just out of my reach.

I could be sad, upset, disillusioned and my usual curmudgeon self about this matter, but I am not. In fact I have a completely different take on the issue. I feel that by meeting and dating these women, I have slowly learned more of what I am looking for in life. They have shown me that I am doing something right with my life and they are the kind of people I want to surround my self with. Though, this newly found enlightenment does not change one simple fact… I am single.

My current situation may be familiar to you, the reader. New phase in life and coming to terms with what is important to one’s self. With all the stresses coming on, it would be nice to have a good distraction or two. In this assessment though, I need to figure out a few things in regards to the approach. I have never tried Internet dating and my only experience in the dating “scene” has been the traditional meet and greet or the out and about pick up. Both have worked very well for me in the past; however, being in a new city with such a diverse population, I feel I should give the Internet a fair shake.

Lets examine a few key sites and my understanding of how they work:

 

OKCupid: I guess it’s a free dating site? PQ tells me, “They work on a ‘matching’ system based on the answers you give to the questions. The more question’s you answer, the more they can ‘figure out’ your matches. But just fill out your profile and go looking for matches. It’s better if you go look at matches/girls you could be interested in vs. them coming to you.”

Plenty of Fish: This is a free dating site that resembles the traditional “bar” model of dating. You have a profile and a small “about me” section. Basically, you are trolling pictures for what you think is your best suited match.

Match: This is a paid site that works similarly to Plenty of Fish. My understanding is that it is a more upscale version of the dating pool; kind of like paying to get into the VIP section of a club.

Eharmony: From what my roommate has told me[2] it is a Christian based paid dating site. They have you fill out an enormously long survey about yourself and likes/dislikes. Then, they match you based on the standard deviation in their “dating equation.” It seems that this is a very serious site for people looking to “find the one.”

Now, I guess once I select a site or several, depending on how I feel, I create a profile that would best describe me. This is where the fine line of truth and bullshit get blurry. When I talk, the subtle nuances of my nature come out; however, with my writing, some times my sarcasm comes across cynical. I will need to work on this.

Then, there is the “I found someone and need to interact” portion of this event.[3] I would then have to send the girl a message with some clever headline or something that does not scream douche bag. Then, make some one-way casual conversation with them and hope they respond. If all goes well, the lines of communication slowly elevate until the meeting point.

At the meeting point is where I am fine. In social situations I thrive and love interaction. I am just not sure how this whole “game” works. What are the rules? How do I make my profile say what I want to express, without being a total narcissistic head case that I usually am? What is the best way to start the conversation without being a complete asshat?

For these these answers, I turn to you, my readers. Please, enlighten me, as I am new to this game…

 

[1] See I quit my job and moving ASAP

 

[2] She’s tried it

 

[3] I think of this as a Miss America Pageant. No, Miss Venezuela, cause that’s just one of the greatest things ever. God bless Telemundo!

 

Spam Dating and Sex Advice. Free, in your spambox

Every day my work email receives about 150 spam emails, they are collected and stored by my good friend Mr Norton Antivirus and put in the spambox; out of sight and out of mind. Well, I started reading through them and there seems to be a pattern, a theme running through the many varied spam emails. The theme is sex, or more specially the size of the recipient’s penis, and how it can help you get laid, pick up, or just find happiness in the bedroom. Reading through each and every one of them could be enough to cause some kind of anxiety attack, I don’t recommend it.  There is some absolute gold in these emails though, and one could use their many tips as some sort of sexual dating guide. Forget the book The Game, this stuff you get for free, and Norton is kind enough to store them all together for easy viewing. Let’s have a look at some of the best free advice spam can offer.

• “Women are hungry for fleshy meat” –here I was thinking about a steak, until the next line: “Every woman will keep your great size in her memory”. Ah, I get it now. So women have a section in their memory especially for storing the exact lengths of the guys they have slept with.  The email suggests this is a good reason for “adding some extra inches to your beef stick”, you’ll sleep with “so many women you’ll forget their names”. And here I thought that only happened at drunken New Year’s parties.
• Confidence is everything, that’s very common advice. Walk the walk guys, talk the talk, shag the something, you know what I mean. My next spam tells us that “nothing gives more confidence than a decent size in pants”. Basically, if you’re small, you can’t walk the walk. Do you want the link for the enlargement pills now? You just need to send them your full bank details and you’ll get them for free… wait a second…
• The next email relates to issues from your childhood, apparently “since your early childhood you were embarrassed by the size of your little friend”. And you thought your midget friend was the reason, nope, not that friend. I wonder how many other childhood issues we can blame that on? Just when you thought your fear of drowning came from that bathtub accident, think again mate.
• Not only do these spam emails dish out useful dating and sex advice, they provide some gardening tips too: “If you water your tool, it won’t grow, but we know what will help”. Maybe some fertiliser? I don’t think penis enlargement pills do much for the garden, but in this drought, I guess you should try everything. Try using that excuse when the courier arrives with your mail package.
• This next piece of advice is very handy for any guy that hates dipping below the belt. You see, “Men with large instruments don’t have to go down on girls”. Problem solved boys, problem solved.
• Simple female observations are also incredibly useful in the world of dating and sex, you see according to this email, “all girls agree to pull panties down, when they see such concrete male power”. This could be my favourite email right now.
• Spam emails don’t always feature the best English, grammar, spelling, or anything else that is important in forming a sentence, but they do have a unique way of getting their point across. “Your manhood won’t stop moving in-and-out until your cutie awakes all neighbours with hot moans”. I think it’s the image this portrays which is important here. But I love the subject title of this email, it says: “You’re against beer or what?” –as if that’s going to provoke some heated manly response and almost force the reader to click on it. How dare this email say I’m against beer, I love beer, I’m going to open it up and download this .exe file and wait, there goes my computer files. Damn it.
• We’re going to end this with spam’s version of poetry, and who said there wasn’t any creativity in spam emails. I’m not exactly sure of the meaning, or whether any of it actually rhymes, or whether a computer randomly selected the words next to eachother, but still, it’s spam poetry, and who am I to stifle art? “Snortin up the beach, I’m waiting for my girls, when you call my eyes. Just some slam dunk, anywhere yeah I don’t care. I feel like I have been hit by a truck, my lover with no jet lag. I’m bettin’ on the dice I’m tossin’, now you keep your fingers out there, honey. So I tell her for fun, it’s really well done, feeling suicidal. Dreams of swords in hand, the sun brings the rain the moon needs the sky. Push, shove, make love, play, never make third base like a tongue in my old lady”. Maybe it’s some weird emo rock band song and the lyrics were stolen from their demo CD? Or it’s Amy Winehouse’s lost poetry book? I’m not sure, I’m even more not sure about the last line, there are clearly some issues being raised here.

Spam isn’t just useless trash emails, it’s filled with hidden gems that can help the everyday man in the bedroom. What have we learnt from this? Basically, all men require a bigger man-tool, and the only way to get this is through ordering from the spam websites (www.weripyouofffool.com) that are conveniently featured in the emails, oh and that spam poetry actually really sucks.

Have Sex in the City

I was reading New York Magazine and the headline really intrigued me, “The Sexy Diaries – A Critical (But Highly Sympathetic) Reading of New Yorkers’ Sexual Habits and Anxieties”. So I decided to read more. OMG! It is such an interesting experiment by the New York Magazine and you can see how much our technology and social media has impacted sex and sexuality in New York City.Do these tools help or hurt your sex scene? Do they give you more choices?

If you are wondering your iPhone is helping you getting lucky, think again.

http://nymag.com/news/features/sexdiaries/2009/60297/

introduction

As single as could be, I never felt any better. Enjoying being a mistress, for I will not get involved, I know what’s coming my way and where I stand. Best part is, I don’t have to listen to him (whomever he might be) complaining about anything… not about a secluded past, family history or spouse… once sex is over, my job (and boy I love my job) is done. Pros and cons don’t matter… sex is great and I’m enjoying every second of it.

I might just be the perfect mistress… not girlfriend… I’m not cut out of that material, but sexual partner… I might just be what men dreamt of:

- I make all men in my life want to be “a better man”;

- I loved, love and will love all men in my life;

- I don’t need to get along with friends or family, for I will have no desire in meeting them;

- I’m nagless;

- I let them be men… actually that’s what I love about them… the manly attitude (it’s sexy and it drives me);

- I respect them;

- I am beautiful… I really am… not that breathtaking beauty, but my uncontrollable curls, my ass, my smile, my eyes and figure have always won hearts;

- I am intelligent… trust me, I am! It is nice to have something to talk about between all that chandelier-hanging sex;

- I am independent! I have my very own personality and opinions, I can stand on my own two feet, both financially and emotionally, and I’m able to enjoy time away from him – while still missing him;

- as far as sex is concerned, I am open minded when it comes to sexuality. I welcome new experiences within the realm of sex and even if I’m not comfortable with a particular ingredient, I am not the type to judge those who indulge themselves. I am often willing to expand my repertoire and skilled enough to use my creative instincts. My approach is playful and fun. Amongst mutually consenting adults, my bedroom manner pulsates with life and love.

Welcome and enjoy… my diary out in the open.