What’s the best thing you can say to a man after he gives a poor performance in bed?
Far: Get out…
Jen: Run..but of course, the guy could always think he did a great performance and be gloating – in this case..say this “I’m so happy we are going to be just friends and not have sex”. May sound mean to not even acknowledge the bit of encounter you two spent, but it’ll wipe the pompous smirk from his clueless face that screams “I just fucked the shit out her”. I call these kinds of situations – icky. It’s like running into an uncircumcised penis that doesn’t know how to stay afloat…ick!
TechBabe: “Awww, he’s as cute as a button.” (True story, by the way. I never saw him again. Then again, it’s not like I saw “him” the first time.)
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