How come no one ever discusses how impossible having sex with a vampire would actually be?
Forget the biting (a nice guy like Edward Cullen would surely do his best to resist) but his body temperature, or lack of one: does no one ever consider what that would feel like during intercourse?
“Rock hard and icy cold.” These are undeniable features Stephanie Meyer’s has emphasized about her vampires all through-out the Twilight saga. Yes, Edward is a physical masterpiece, a 20 on a scale of ten in the looks department: his demeanor, smile, class and obvious tenderness are enough to make a girl heat up in his presence: unless she gets too close. THAT close.
That stone like chest might be tolerable to cuddle up against on a hot summer day (especially if clothed in a soft shirt or sweater) but – intimacy with the guy? Only a really naive virgin could have such a fantasy without wincing at the thought.
In New Moon, Bella jumps into the water and almost drowns. After being rescued, she is huddled in the front seat of her truck, across from Jacob, shivering painfully from the cold. Despite being as taken with Edward’s charm as Bella is, I will admit that Jacob’s offer to Bella of, “It’s a 108 degrees over here,” did bring up a tempting reality: getting close to HIM is is not only within the realm of possibility for her, but if she ever did get REALLY close, she wouldn’t end up with the most embarrassing case of frostbite any young girl could ever imagine.
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