Well readers the weekend has come to a close and so has yet another weekend. A weekend for some probably resulted in some drunken bar makeouts, maybe a date, maybe a walk of shame or maybe a quite night in. I will have to admit while the opportunity to go out and have fun was presented, I opted to stay in and have a quite weekend… but it was not without event. For you see… it does not matter where or what or who you are doing… you can always be the victim or bestowed the honour of a sext..
Whats a Sext?? Well with our modern age of iPhones, Blackberrys and Microsoft knock off phones many have resorted to sending sexy or dirty “text messages”… Thus “Sext’s” (Sex + text for those challenged people). And as luck would have it I got a few myself.. Normally a sext is received after the witching hour and often full of spelling and grammatical errors.
For Example
“Hey this bar sucks… what are you doing?” (Translation: I’m horny, drunk and want to come over to your place/bed)
“I wanna do things to you” (Translation: I don’t know how to be sexy over the phone but really do i need to say more?)
“I’m horny… whatcha doin?”
“Where are you….”
Granted there are many other examples, permutations, levels of sexyness but it all depends on who or what is sexting you. I often am the subject of the ever subtle sexts like “This bar sucks” or “Hey wanna hang out” followed either by “Can i Come over”… which readers if you haven’t figured out at 1:00am+ it is not a social call for tea.. Often if you are lucky and they are drunk enough you will even get a photo via SMS… which if your mean means you will most likely post it on your blog at some point…. *wink*
So before I end this post I will give you some advice on keeping the upper hand in these situations
1. Never make yourself too available… Chances are if they want you at one point they will still want you later
2. Immediate reply’s are never good… they make you look desperate… unless your too horny to function.. take a break before a response
3. Never seem too eager, just respond in a way that makes it seem like it’s no big deal for you
4. If you are not interested but want to continue enjoying the odd Sext, be flirty, sexy and fun.. but never follow through.. always forget, or have your phone suddenly die, or fall asleep.
5. Remember if you go to their place it gives you the opportunity to leave asap!! No worry about having to coerce them into leaving when this special friend has served his or her.. his and hers’ or his and his or hers and hers.. purpose.
Remember readers in any situation whether dates, sexts, hookups it is always important to keep the power and make sure you keep the upper hand, don’t let yourself be the victim of being used and thrown away with the morning trash.
-Mr.X
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