I love a good sex scandal story, especially when it reveals the hypocrisy of politicians. This latest affair is a particularly good example. The politician involved is Californian Assemblyman Mike Duvall, a married man with two children who has been praised many times by his Republican Party for his staunch promotion of family values.
It turns out that these weren’t all he’s been “promoting”. Duvall has recently been busted for banging Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, an energy company lobbyist. What makes this story particularly juicy is that Duvall’s dalliance wasn’t revealed by an intrepid reporter, a vengeful wife or a jilted lover. No, the best part about this was that Duvall outed himself!
Here’s what happened. Prior to the commencement of a meeting, Duvall was sitting in the assembly chamber boasting of his sexual exploits to a colleague. What he didn’t realise was that the microphone in front of him was turned on and the conversation was being recorded. The recording was given to a local radio station who played it to the world. Here’s a sample of Duvall’s “boasts”:
She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!
So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!’
Is this really any way for a publically elected 54 year old official to carry on? I don’t know what’s more embarrassing—being caught in this manner or the idiot frat boy style of his boasts.
If you get the chance and want a real laugh, head to the TPM website and read the comments underneath. Here’s a selection to keep you going:
Heidi "Bad Girl" DeJong Barsuglia
Diogenes cruelly remarks:
Yikes! She looks like the Joker’s sister! She’s a real two bagger.
And the guy was BRAGGIN?? Whut a putz…
Prefabfar sets one up with this information:
“Ms. Barsuglia graduated cum laude from California State University.”
Responded to by a sniggering Max Headroom:
Are we sure it wasn’t “cum loudly”?
Mike Duvall ignominiously joins a long line of arch-conservative Republicans who preach family values without having any idea what these values actually are. Do you have to die to be nominated for a Darwin Award?
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